Maxine Raney

I'm vegan and shit.

Anonymous asked: dear ex boyfriend

Dear ex boyfriend,

My fiancé has a waaaay bigger dick than you did. 

Anonymous asked: Dear ex-bestfriend.

Dear ex-bestfriend,

You’re a super huge dick. But in the end, I won. Like I always do. And you lost soooo much by fucking with me. Ha ha bitch. 

letters to you

slut-overload:

dpdestelle:

 

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,

pls

(Source: wishtoconfess, via overboarddd)

burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

(via princessofnana)